Ohhh friend. Come here. Sit down. Let me hand you a blondie and a mug of coffee.
You guys, I am so tired.
You know that feeling when you’re going full tilt and your mind and body both hit a complete wall of exhaustion? Not “I could use a nap” tired. I’m talking about “why am I standing in the pantry and what year is it?” tired. That’s me. I have hit the wall. Face first.
And when I get like this? I want sweet things.
All the sweet things.
Cinnamon rolls sounded amazing. Warm, fluffy, swirly, dripping with icing. But also… yeast. Rising. Rolling. Waiting. More waiting. My tired self looked at the idea of kneading dough and said, “Absolutely not.”
So I made these babies instead.
Cinnamon roll blondies.
All the sweet cinnamon goodness, all the buttery brown sugar comfort, topped with a thick, unapologetic cream cheese drizzle that does not hold back. These are the cozy shortcut we deserve. No yeast. No rise time. No emotional commitment.
You can have one of these with coffee and instantly feel better. I’m not saying it will solve your problems, but I am saying that a warm cinnamon roll blondie and a quiet cup of coffee can fix at least 62% of a bad mood.
Or have one with a cold glass of milk and take a nap.
Either way—it’s a win.
Cinnamon Roll Blondies with Thick Cream Cheese Drizzle
Soft, chewy blondies swirled with cinnamon sugar and topped with a thick, luscious cream cheese drizzle.
Ingredients
For the Blondies:
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1 cup unsalted butter, melted
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1 1/2 cups brown sugar
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2 large eggs
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2 teaspoons vanilla extract
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2 cups all-purpose flour
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1 teaspoon baking powder
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1/2 teaspoon salt
For the Cinnamon Swirl:
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1/3 cup brown sugar
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1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
For the Thick Cream Cheese Drizzle:
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4 ounces cream cheese, softened
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1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
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1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
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1–2 tablespoons milk (just enough to make it thick but drizzle-able)
Instructions
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Preheat & Prep
Preheat your oven to 350°F. Line a 9x9 baking pan with parchment paper or grease it well. (I support shortcuts. We’re tired, remember?) -
Make the Blondie Base
In a large bowl, whisk together the melted butter and brown sugar until smooth and glossy. Add eggs and vanilla and mix until fully combined.Stir in flour, baking powder, and salt until just combined. Don’t overmix—we’re not trying to prove anything today.
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Cinnamon Swirl Magic
In a small bowl, mix the brown sugar, and cinnamon and do your best not to just spoon this into your mouth. Spread half of the blondie batter evenly into your prepared pan. Sprinkle the cinnamon sugar all over and then plop the remaining half on top. Smooth it out as best as you can but we're looking for some coverage, not perfection.
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Bake
Bake for 25–30 minutes, or until the edges are set and the center is just barely done. A toothpick should come out with a few moist crumbs.Let cool completely. (Or mostly. I’m not judging.)
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Make the Thick Cream Cheese Drizzle
Beat the softened cream cheese until smooth. Add powdered sugar and vanilla, mixing until thick and creamy. Add milk one tablespoon at a time until you reach a thick drizzle consistency. This is not a glaze. This is a statement. -
Drizzle Generously
Drizzle that cream cheese goodness all over the cooled blondies. Don’t be shy. If it looks like “too much,” it’s probably just right.
Notes from a Very Tired Baker
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These are best slightly warm with coffee. Absolute therapy.
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They cut beautifully once fully cooled… but I rarely wait that long. (The rules say 2 hours in case you wondered.)
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They freeze well, which is excellent if you’re planning ahead. (Look at us being responsible.)
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If your drizzle turns into frosting and you accidentally spread it thick instead of drizzling? Congratulations. You’ve upgraded.
There’s something about cinnamon and brown sugar that just feels like a hug. Maybe it’s the memory of cinnamon rolls on slow mornings. Maybe it’s the way the kitchen smells while they bake. Maybe it’s just sugar doing what sugar does.
All I know is this: when you’re tired to your bones and the world feels loud and you need something easy and sweet and comforting without the whole production… these cinnamon roll blondies show up for you.
Have one with coffee and breathe for a minute.
Or have one with milk and go take that nap.
You deserve both.


















































