Let’s just start by stating the obvious: this pie is technically not frozen. But if you’ve been hanging around this blog for a while, you know that Frosty Friday is more of a vibe than a rigid rulebook. It’s about the cool treats, the chill moments, and the sweet bites that take the edge off a hot summer day or, in this case, a rough week with allergies.
So, yes, this week’s Frosty Friday entry is coming at you straight from the refrigerator, not the freezer. But you know what?
My blog. My rules.
And honestly, this pie is so silky, so chocolatey, so cool and luscious, it deserves a spot in the Frosty Friday Hall of Fame—even if it lives in the fridge instead of the deep freeze.
Ivy and the Pie That Could
If you’ve been following along, you know that Miss Ivy has been battling a whole menu of allergens lately. Her poor nose is basically Rudolph-level red from all the blowing, and let’s just say fruit is off the table for the foreseeable future. (Like, hard pass. Not even strawberries, which are practically candy. ARFID don’t play.)
But comfort still has to find its way to the plate somehow, right?
So I dusted off one of the oldie but goodie recipes that I’ve had in my back pocket for years—French Silk Pie. But this time, I made it with a graham cracker crust, because who doesn’t love that golden buttery crunch under a mountain of chocolate fluff? And, like all things that my sweet little family has restricted, Ivy doesn't like real pie crust. I love my little band of weirdos!
And the look on Ivy’s face when she took a bite?
Chef’s kiss.
Even with a tissue in one hand and a box of Sudafed in the other, my girl smiled. That kind of magic? Yeah, I had to share it with you too.
A Word About the Eggs…
Before we get into the chocolatey center of things, here’s the part where I pretend to be responsible for like two sentences:
This recipe does use raw eggs. So if that’s a no-go for you or your family (immunocompromised folks, littles, etc.), you might want to bookmark this and come back when you’ve got access to pasteurized eggs or when you’re feeling risky.
Now that we’ve cleared that up: let’s make some pie.
French Silk Pie with Graham Cracker Crust
Ingredients:
For the crust:
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1 ½ cups graham cracker crumbs (about 10–12 full sheets)
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¼ cup granulated sugar
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6 tablespoons melted butter
For the filling:
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1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temp
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1 cup granulated sugar
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4 oz bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, melted and cooled
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1 teaspoon vanilla extract
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4 large eggs (see note above!)
For the topping:
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1 cup heavy whipping cream
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2 tablespoons powdered sugar
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Chocolate shavings or curls (if you want to win bonus points with literally everyone)
Instructions:
1. Make the Crust:
In a large bowl, combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and melted butter. Stir until it looks like sandy, buttery goodness.
Press that glorious mess into a 9-inch pie dish. Use the bottom of a measuring cup to get a nice even layer up the sides and across the bottom.
Bake at 350°F (175°C) for 8–10 minutes, just to set it and give it a toasty edge. Let it cool completely while you make the filling.
2. Prepare the Filling:
In a large mixing bowl, beat the butter and sugar together for a full 5 minutes. I know, it’s forever. But this step is key to getting the sugar to dissolve and the texture to be dreamy instead of gritty.
Beat in the cooled melted chocolate and vanilla.
Now the fun part: add the eggs one at a time, beating for a solid 5 minutes after each egg. Yes, that’s 20 minutes of mixing. Yes, your mixer will groan. But trust me, this is where the silk magic happens. The filling gets airy and fluffy and so rich, you'll be tempted to eat it straight from the bowl (sorry, not sorry).
3. Assemble:
Pour that beautiful chocolate mousse-like filling into the cooled crust. Smooth it out like you're tucking it into bed. Cover loosely and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, or overnight if you’re planning ahead like a pie wizard.
4. Make the Whipped Cream:
Right before serving, whip the heavy cream and powdered sugar until soft peaks form. You can go a little stiffer if you’re feeling bold. Dollop or pipe it right on top of the pie.
5. Garnish:
Now, technically you could stop here.
But why not go full drama and top it with chocolate shavings? Use a vegetable peeler on a bar of chocolate and channel your inner pastry chef. Ivy saw the curls and gasped like I had just done some Hogwarts level magic. Oh yeah, I'm gonna start polishing up that Mom of The Year trophy.
Final Thoughts (aka Confessions)
Let me be clear: this is not a health food. This is not gluten-free, dairy-free, or refined sugar-free. This is not the pie to bring to your friend who only eats things that are “clean” or “paleo” or “spiritually blessed by monks.”
This is the pie you make when your kid feels crummy, the allergies won’t quit, and fruit is off the table. This is the pie you make when you need a hug in a crust, a chocolatey miracle, or just a reminder that yes—dessert can absolutely be therapy.
It’s rich. It’s cool. It’s got that graham cracker crunch that makes every bite sing.
It’s been tested and approved by the red-nosed, chocolate-loving Miss Ivy herself.
So, whether you're a Frosty Friday purist or you just wandered in here for something sweet—make this pie.
Top it with all the whipped cream your heart can handle.
Add those chocolate shavings.
Eat it straight from the fridge at midnight.
My blog. My rules. Your joy.
Until next time, stay frosty (or at least fridge-chilled).
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